Click here for an UPDATED posting from Feb. 4, 2006
MAN, I CAN HARDLY HEAR MYSELF THINK IN HERE. THIS PLACE IS REALLY HAPPENING TONIGHT. THE MUSIC IS LOUD, THE LADIES ARE LOOKING GOOD, THE LIBATIONS ARE FLOWING, AND THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG. BOO-YAA!!!!
WHY AM I SCREAMIN’? WELL, ISN’T THAT WHAT ONE HAS TO DO TO GET HEARD AT A BAR THAT PACKED WALL-TO-WALL WITH HIP SINGLES LOOKING FOR A HOOK-UP?
BUT WAIT, I’m not at the “ohh so trendy” bar that is hippest and most happenin’ spot in town.
NOPE, I’M ONE OF THE MILLIONS OF ELIGIBLE CUSTOMERS WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL ADS -- AND I AM LOOKING GOOD TONIGHT. AFTER ALL, THIS PLACE IS FULL OF SEXY BRANDS HOPING TO SCORE A ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH ME. BOO-YAA!!! (Last “boo-yaa” … I promise.)
I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR ALL THE GREAT PICK-UP LINES FROM THESE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS.
YEAR AFTER YEAR, I’VE HAD THE PLEASURE OF HEARING SOME AWESOME PICK-UP LINES FROM SOME SEXY BRANDS. LAST YEAR, I HOOKED UP WITH PEPSI -- THOSE BRITNEY SPEARS SPOTS WERE THE BOMB!
A FEW YEARS AGO, I HOOKED-UP WITH DORITOS … ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE ALI LANDRY COMMERCIALS. AND BEFORE THAT, I HOOKED UP WITH SOME REAL PUSSYCATS THANKS TO THE EDS HERDING CATS SPOTS.
Ridiculous, ain’t it? And to think, companies are spending about $2.25 million for each 30-second encounter with 90 million eligible customers to deliver their best pick-up line in hopes of scoring a one-night brand stand.
Advertising at the Super Bowl is like being trapped in a cheesy singles bar. No thank you, I’ll pass. Instead, my best friend knows a gal from work and he tells me she is just my type.
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