Skyon, the marketing pick-up artist we love to hate, sent me this cartoon ditty with a little note that read, "Looks like Santa needs to learn the proper Marketing Courtship Process."
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Posted by: Kenyatta | November 19, 2007 at 11:46 PM
Timely. I think Santa needs to lose weight before approaching a female at a bar!
Posted by: Dan Schawbel | November 20, 2007 at 08:48 AM
I would thinik that the turkey wouldn't be so anxious to get invovled. After all, Santa is looking for a December affair...the turkey will be committed, whether he likes it or not.
Posted by: John Rosen | November 20, 2007 at 08:31 PM
With Thanksgiving so early this year, the premature Christmas songs, decorations, etc are even more annoying. I was ready to throw my Sirius out the window this morning when I heard that channel 2 is already all holiday cheer, all the time.
Posted by: VeeDub | November 21, 2007 at 12:01 PM
To quote Louis Black, "When I was a kid, Thanksgiving was Thanksgiving and Santa wasn't sticking his ass into it!" haha
Posted by: alpha male tips | April 18, 2008 at 03:38 PM
Santa being an AMOG? lol
Posted by: Dulce | June 22, 2009 at 01:51 PM