"Fight the Propaganda" - Williams' Closing Comments

DEBATE MODERATOR
Mr. Williams, you may proceed. You have 200 words.

Here's what we can expect if we allow marketers and advertisers to keep spinning our presidential candidate platforms...

Political Issue	AdverSpin Slogan
Abortion 'right to choose'	"Have it your way."
Sex education in schools	"Just Do It."
Support additional funding for troop readiness	"When you care enough to send the very best"
Ease federal restrictions on gun possession	"Don't leave home without it."
Champion pollution and acid rain issues	"When it rains, it pours."
Decrease USDA requirements for livestock inspection	"Where's the beef?"
Strengthen regulation of the Clean Water Act	"Good to the last drop."
Affirmative action	"Raise your hand if you're sure."
Public transit	"Let your fingers do the walking."
Early release of non-violent mentally ill patients	"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
Education reform	"Think different."
Violent criminals serve full prison sentences	"Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
Oppose government mandates to curtail sexual content on television	"M'm! M'm! Good"
Allow same-sex couples to form civil unions	"Reach out and touch someone."
Decriminalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana	"The quicker picker upper."

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